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(Beat) What the hell am I doi.?! (normal) She pays for the pizza, but it looks like Seizure Pecs isn't done yet. (The screen zooms in to Dale flexing his chest to impress Jesse)

NC: (as Dale) You people with jobs make me sick, so I'm gonna. Mark (Matt Ward): Yeah, isn't Halloween in October? (They chuckle)

NC (vo): It looks like our main character Ricky didn't want to make the delivery because a girl he likes named Jesse happens to live there and happens to have a jackass boyfriend with some jackass other friends. What he also knows is that she has a boyfriend Dale Collins (David Paetkau), and they both happen to be in Jesse's house) (Ricky delivers the pizza to her classmate crush Jesse Salinger (Kristen Hager). NC: (grins, shaking head) Ah, it already feels like an Alien vs. NC (vo): But the film gets pretty standard and lame quick when it cuts to a nearby suburban town.ĭrew Roberts (David Hornsby): You gotta wear the hat.ĭallas: The only reason you make us wear a hat is because the manager made you wear a hat when you were drunk.ĭrew: Make the run, or you're fired. (We cut to one of the movie's main characters, Ricky Howard, played by Johnny Lewis, working in a local pizza parlor) NC (vo): It looks like a couple of facehuggers attack both the hunter and the kid. (One of the facehuggers which escaped with the Predalien implanting embryos onto Buddy's face, choking him) NC (vo as Buddy, mimicking Elmer Fudd): Be vewy, vewy quiet. (Cut to a hunter named Buddy aiming his gun in the forest, his little son Sam following him)

And even the intro isn't bad, when the Alien from the last film bursts out of the same Predator, causing their ship to crash-land back on Earth. NC (vo): I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a part of me that loved mixing both the "Alien" and "Predator"-style credits. It quickly matures into an adult Predalien, makes its way onto a scout ship that is then detached from the Mothership and crashes in the forest outside of Gunnison, Colorado) A chestburster with traits of both species erupts from Scar's body. A Predator ship leaves Earth carrying Alien facehuggers and the body of Scar.

Predator vs prey book parody.wiki movie#

The movie opens where the last film ended. (First, we're shown the caption "Twentieth Century Fox Presents", with first three lines written in the same font as "AVP 2" and the last in the font of "Requiem". NC: So let's see how it became "Game over, man!" for this franchise.

Note: Actually, it's the other way around: the movie's budget was $40 million and its box office results worldwide were $128 million.

NC (vo): And it also led to a quick end, with the film costing close to $130 million to make and turning in only $40 million in ticket sales*. Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer: Run! Get to the chopper! NC: Well, getting directors who worked on Nickelback videos sure wasn't a great start. NC (vo): It missed with fans, it missed with critics, so what is it about this film that pissed everyone off so much? Even with an actual R rating this time, people mostly came out of the theater still saying the same thing.Įllen Ripley: I'd say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Predator, everyone agrees its sequel sucks major dick-shaped Alien head. NC (vo): Whatever your thoughts on the first Alien vs. Predator: Requiem is shown before showing its clips) NC: Well, thankfully, with the sequel, you don't have to worry about that, because everybody loses. NC (vo).the whole film was kind of like a battle between your jock side and your intellectual side. (Several footage of NC's review of Alien vs. (The Channel Awesome logo and the Nostalgia-Ween 2018 opening plays out before showing NC in his room)